Bathtime:
- start the water
- strip him down and sit him in the tub on the mat
- fill water up to his navel or something
- his choice of food coloring (you put it in the water)
- don’t bother to wash him unless he’s disgusting
- when he starts to complain or stand up, pull the plug
- stand him up on a towel to dry him off (it’s the only way that doesn’t end in tragedy)
- let him run around the house naked for a minute
- don’t take any guff
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